Thor, Son of Odin and elder goddess Gaea, Wielder of Mjolnir, Warrior, Avenger.

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    seventy-year-long-captain asked: I know it's late, but seeing as we're all working late, I was going to run out for coffee. Would you like me to get you something?

    A BEVERAGE BREWED OF THE MINISCULE BEAN? YEA, VERILY! I WOULD VERY MUCH ENJOY A LATTE.

  2.   YES, I LIKE THIS DRINK! ANOTHER! ALSO WITH A CAT. OR POSSIBLY MJOLNIR, IF THOU CAN DESIGN IT.

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    YES, I LIKE THIS DRINK! ANOTHER! ALSO WITH A CAT. OR POSSIBLY MJOLNIR, IF THOU CAN DESIGN IT.

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    PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES

    college-life-crisis:

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  4.   thinkingwrite:

#Thorlikeslatte

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    thinkingwrite:

    #Thorlikeslatte

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    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    Wow. I owe Tony a huge thank-you for this.

    I’m sorry to my followers, who haven’t heard from me in so long. I maybe lost access to the email that I used for this account, and then couldn’t remember my password to get on here, so was incapable of coming on any more. However, Tony managed to get me back in today, which is great.

    Things have been well, somewhat quiet, it’s been nice.

    It’s certainly nice to be back here. 

    I hope all my followers are still well. 

    Good to have you back, Captain Rogers! I missed you. I mean, your posts. I miss your posts. I mean, WE missed your posts. We’re… glad to have you back. Hi!

    Phil! It’s good to be back. I haven’t talked to you in a while, I hope you’re doing well. Did you ever get those cards I sent over? They weren’t anywhere near as old as the other set you have, and they might not be in the best condition, I just didn’t know if you had them or not, and I thought of you when I stumbled on them. 

    Oh - no, no, they’re perfect! They’re perfect, honestly - really great. I have them framed and hanging in my office. Oh. Forget that last part. But, uh, yes. Thank you for signing them. They’re perfect.

    You framed them in your office? They’re — they’re really not better than the set that you already had, Phil. I’m… Well, I’m glad that you like them so much, though. 

    MY PARDON.

    WOULD THIS BE THE WRONG MOMENT TO INFORM YOU THAT MJOLNIR HATH RAMPAGED THROUGH YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOY, DESTROYING ALL YOU HELD IN YOUR CHAMBERS?

    Wait, are you saying that everything in my room has been ruined…?

    Thor - no, no - please. No. Tell me you aren’t serious.

    NOT.

    What…?

    Not? So… You did, or didn’t, ruin my things…?

    YEA, VERILY. I DID NOT SMITE THE OFFICE OF THE SON OF COUL, NOR DID I DESTROY THE CARDS OF ROGERS. ‘TWAS A VERBAL JEST THAT THE MAN OF IRON THOUGHT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY ALL.

    Source: seventy-year-long-captain

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    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    Wow. I owe Tony a huge thank-you for this.

    I’m sorry to my followers, who haven’t heard from me in so long. I maybe lost access to the email that I used for this account, and then couldn’t remember my password to get on here, so was incapable of coming on any more. However, Tony managed to get me back in today, which is great.

    Things have been well, somewhat quiet, it’s been nice.

    It’s certainly nice to be back here. 

    I hope all my followers are still well. 

    Good to have you back, Captain Rogers! I missed you. I mean, your posts. I miss your posts. I mean, WE missed your posts. We’re… glad to have you back. Hi!

    Phil! It’s good to be back. I haven’t talked to you in a while, I hope you’re doing well. Did you ever get those cards I sent over? They weren’t anywhere near as old as the other set you have, and they might not be in the best condition, I just didn’t know if you had them or not, and I thought of you when I stumbled on them. 

    Oh - no, no, they’re perfect! They’re perfect, honestly - really great. I have them framed and hanging in my office. Oh. Forget that last part. But, uh, yes. Thank you for signing them. They’re perfect.

    You framed them in your office? They’re — they’re really not better than the set that you already had, Phil. I’m… Well, I’m glad that you like them so much, though. 

    MY PARDON.

    WOULD THIS BE THE WRONG MOMENT TO INFORM YOU THAT MJOLNIR HATH RAMPAGED THROUGH YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOY, DESTROYING ALL YOU HELD IN YOUR CHAMBERS?

    Wait, are you saying that everything in my room has been ruined…?

    Thor - no, no - please. No. Tell me you aren’t serious.

    NOT.

    Source: seventy-year-long-captain

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    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    Wow. I owe Tony a huge thank-you for this.

    I’m sorry to my followers, who haven’t heard from me in so long. I maybe lost access to the email that I used for this account, and then couldn’t remember my password to get on here, so was incapable of coming on any more. However, Tony managed to get me back in today, which is great.

    Things have been well, somewhat quiet, it’s been nice.

    It’s certainly nice to be back here. 

    I hope all my followers are still well. 

    Good to have you back, Captain Rogers! I missed you. I mean, your posts. I miss your posts. I mean, WE missed your posts. We’re… glad to have you back. Hi!

    Phil! It’s good to be back. I haven’t talked to you in a while, I hope you’re doing well. Did you ever get those cards I sent over? They weren’t anywhere near as old as the other set you have, and they might not be in the best condition, I just didn’t know if you had them or not, and I thought of you when I stumbled on them. 

    Oh - no, no, they’re perfect! They’re perfect, honestly - really great. I have them framed and hanging in my office. Oh. Forget that last part. But, uh, yes. Thank you for signing them. They’re perfect.

    You framed them in your office? They’re — they’re really not better than the set that you already had, Phil. I’m… Well, I’m glad that you like them so much, though. 

    MY PARDON.

    WOULD THIS BE THE WRONG MOMENT TO INFORM YOU THAT MJOLNIR HATH RAMPAGED THROUGH YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOY, DESTROYING ALL YOU HELD IN YOUR CHAMBERS?

    Source: seventy-year-long-captain

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    IT IS AUTUMN, THE SEASON OF THE HARVEST. WHY DOES THIS CONCUR WITH THE CONSUMPTION OF “PUMPKIN SPICED” LIBATIONS? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE COMMONALITY. PERHAPS SIF CAN EXPLAIN THIS MORE CLEARLY.

  9.   lotuslokidattir:

Gotta love Loki

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    lotuslokidattir:

    Gotta love Loki

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    lotuslokidattir asked: Im dying to know how to prononce the name of your hammer. Tell me. I must know

    BROTHER! SURELY YOU OF ALL BEINGS MUST KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF MY HAMMER, MJOLNIR.

    SAY IT TOGETHER WITH ME, BROTHER: MJOL-NIR. THERE. THAT WAS NO GREAT CHALLENGE! CERTAINLY NOT FOR ONE OF YOUR NOBLE STANDING.