Thor, Son of Odin and elder goddess Gaea, Wielder of Mjolnir, Warrior, Avenger.

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    seventy-year-long-captain:

    Ha ha. 

    Very funny, whoever changed my ringtone to Star Spangled Man. Now I have to figure out how to turn it to something else. 

    Why won’t it stop. 

    I WOULDST ALSO LIKE TO KNOW WHY THE SMALL PHONE OF EYES THAT WAS BESTOWED UPON ME WILL NOT STOP SHOUTING ABOUT GREASED LIGHTNING. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE.

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    tygermama:

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    acquaintedwithrask:

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    candyandcusswords:

    Cutest Thor Ever via Mary Sue.

    This is adorable!

    I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER

    THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE!  METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR!

    My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up with core group of fangirl/boys, like Natasha’s (or the one she acknowledges) are teenage girls mainly who see her as their hero, little boys love the Hulk, but Thor? Little girls between like the ages of 4 and 10, cause dude he is a Prince, who rides on a rainbow bridge, and is basically the fairy tale prince in real life. And Thor fucking loves it. His room at the Tower is just plastered with drawings they send him, and he tries as hard as he can to respond to each and every letter he gets. 

    HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

    And Clint and Tony would try to tease Thor about it but he’s just so proud of all his little fangirls and of the drawings and other things they send him and he’s so earnest about it that Clint and Tony end up more than a little jealous.

    I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS IDEA

    and oh man I just picture him meeting one of his little baby fans and they have their own little baby mjolnir and he asks her if she’d like to hold the real one, and her eyes get all big because what?? only thor can hold mjolnir! she knows that!! So he crouches down next to her, gently holding her hand as it holds mjolnir so that even though he’s the one holding the weight, she gets to feel like she’s actually the one holding the hammer and her eyes go half as big as her whole head as grins all big and he tells her ”clearly you are worthy, little warrior!”

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    seventy-year-long-captain said: I know it's late, but seeing as we're all working late, I was going to run out for coffee. Would you like me to get you something?

    A BEVERAGE BREWED OF THE MINISCULE BEAN? YEA, VERILY! I WOULD VERY MUCH ENJOY A LATTE.

  5.   YES, I LIKE THIS DRINK! ANOTHER! ALSO WITH A CAT. OR POSSIBLY MJOLNIR, IF THOU CAN DESIGN IT.

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    YES, I LIKE THIS DRINK! ANOTHER! ALSO WITH A CAT. OR POSSIBLY MJOLNIR, IF THOU CAN DESIGN IT.

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    PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES

    college-life-crisis:

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  7.   thinkingwrite:

#Thorlikeslatte

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    #Thorlikeslatte

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    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    Wow. I owe Tony a huge thank-you for this.

    I’m sorry to my followers, who haven’t heard from me in so long. I maybe lost access to the email that I used for this account, and then couldn’t remember my password to get on here, so was incapable of coming on any more. However, Tony managed to get me back in today, which is great.

    Things have been well, somewhat quiet, it’s been nice.

    It’s certainly nice to be back here. 

    I hope all my followers are still well. 

    Good to have you back, Captain Rogers! I missed you. I mean, your posts. I miss your posts. I mean, WE missed your posts. We’re… glad to have you back. Hi!

    Phil! It’s good to be back. I haven’t talked to you in a while, I hope you’re doing well. Did you ever get those cards I sent over? They weren’t anywhere near as old as the other set you have, and they might not be in the best condition, I just didn’t know if you had them or not, and I thought of you when I stumbled on them. 

    Oh - no, no, they’re perfect! They’re perfect, honestly - really great. I have them framed and hanging in my office. Oh. Forget that last part. But, uh, yes. Thank you for signing them. They’re perfect.

    You framed them in your office? They’re — they’re really not better than the set that you already had, Phil. I’m… Well, I’m glad that you like them so much, though. 

    MY PARDON.

    WOULD THIS BE THE WRONG MOMENT TO INFORM YOU THAT MJOLNIR HATH RAMPAGED THROUGH YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOY, DESTROYING ALL YOU HELD IN YOUR CHAMBERS?

    Wait, are you saying that everything in my room has been ruined…?

    Thor - no, no - please. No. Tell me you aren’t serious.

    NOT.

    What…?

    Not? So… You did, or didn’t, ruin my things…?

    YEA, VERILY. I DID NOT SMITE THE OFFICE OF THE SON OF COUL, NOR DID I DESTROY THE CARDS OF ROGERS. ‘TWAS A VERBAL JEST THAT THE MAN OF IRON THOUGHT WOULD BE APPRECIATED BY ALL.

    Source: seventy-year-long-captain

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    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    Wow. I owe Tony a huge thank-you for this.

    I’m sorry to my followers, who haven’t heard from me in so long. I maybe lost access to the email that I used for this account, and then couldn’t remember my password to get on here, so was incapable of coming on any more. However, Tony managed to get me back in today, which is great.

    Things have been well, somewhat quiet, it’s been nice.

    It’s certainly nice to be back here. 

    I hope all my followers are still well. 

    Good to have you back, Captain Rogers! I missed you. I mean, your posts. I miss your posts. I mean, WE missed your posts. We’re… glad to have you back. Hi!

    Phil! It’s good to be back. I haven’t talked to you in a while, I hope you’re doing well. Did you ever get those cards I sent over? They weren’t anywhere near as old as the other set you have, and they might not be in the best condition, I just didn’t know if you had them or not, and I thought of you when I stumbled on them. 

    Oh - no, no, they’re perfect! They’re perfect, honestly - really great. I have them framed and hanging in my office. Oh. Forget that last part. But, uh, yes. Thank you for signing them. They’re perfect.

    You framed them in your office? They’re — they’re really not better than the set that you already had, Phil. I’m… Well, I’m glad that you like them so much, though. 

    MY PARDON.

    WOULD THIS BE THE WRONG MOMENT TO INFORM YOU THAT MJOLNIR HATH RAMPAGED THROUGH YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOY, DESTROYING ALL YOU HELD IN YOUR CHAMBERS?

    Wait, are you saying that everything in my room has been ruined…?

    Thor - no, no - please. No. Tell me you aren’t serious.

    NOT.

    Source: seventy-year-long-captain

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    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    captainfanboy:

    seventy-year-long-captain:

    Wow. I owe Tony a huge thank-you for this.

    I’m sorry to my followers, who haven’t heard from me in so long. I maybe lost access to the email that I used for this account, and then couldn’t remember my password to get on here, so was incapable of coming on any more. However, Tony managed to get me back in today, which is great.

    Things have been well, somewhat quiet, it’s been nice.

    It’s certainly nice to be back here. 

    I hope all my followers are still well. 

    Good to have you back, Captain Rogers! I missed you. I mean, your posts. I miss your posts. I mean, WE missed your posts. We’re… glad to have you back. Hi!

    Phil! It’s good to be back. I haven’t talked to you in a while, I hope you’re doing well. Did you ever get those cards I sent over? They weren’t anywhere near as old as the other set you have, and they might not be in the best condition, I just didn’t know if you had them or not, and I thought of you when I stumbled on them. 

    Oh - no, no, they’re perfect! They’re perfect, honestly - really great. I have them framed and hanging in my office. Oh. Forget that last part. But, uh, yes. Thank you for signing them. They’re perfect.

    You framed them in your office? They’re — they’re really not better than the set that you already had, Phil. I’m… Well, I’m glad that you like them so much, though. 

    MY PARDON.

    WOULD THIS BE THE WRONG MOMENT TO INFORM YOU THAT MJOLNIR HATH RAMPAGED THROUGH YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOY, DESTROYING ALL YOU HELD IN YOUR CHAMBERS?

    Source: seventy-year-long-captain